Getting married

'Honey,' said a husband to his wife, 'I invited a friend home for dinner.' 'What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!''I know all that.' 'Then why did you invite a friend for supper?' 'Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.' factory

Understanding Women!!!

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Body ache

Bholaji goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts."folding and gluing machine